May 2012
TUMBLR GROUP HUG!!! (reblog to join)
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
me: i'm over my crush
crush: hey
me: nevermind
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
heavenlyobsession:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEE!!!!! hahahahah
Happy Birthday!!
The two-disc set will include over three hours of unreleased material, with...
– EW (x)
dont-google-yourself:
one day im going to be too lazy to breathe and just die
papersandscissors asked: Bro, are you der? (12.04am, 31052012)
me: skips song by favorite band on ipod
me:
me:
me: *feels guilty*
me: *presses rewind*
me: ok no i'm sorry mommy's here
mrcraabs:
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts